ADDITIONAL CASTING:
CELEBRITY EMCEES:
-Madonna: Kelsey Lackey
-Madonna: Kelsey Lackey
-Joan Jett:
Sophie Harrison
-Claire Huxtable:
Maia Bennett
-Mario & Luigi:
Ian Fridy & Ian Denney
-Ferris Bueller: Jacob Olausen
-Breakfast Club & Teacher
Teacher: Maddie Henke
Athlete/Andy Clark: Ethan Kahn
Teacher: Maddie Henke
Athlete/Andy Clark: Ethan Kahn
Brain/Brian
Johnson: Matthew Bonner
Princess/Claire
Standish: Sadie Rose
Criminal/John
Bender: Thomas Harmon
Basket
Case/Allyson Reynolds: Monica
Unzueta
-Michael Jackson:
Nolan Morley
-Olivia Newton John:
Sammi Campbell
-Valley Girls:
Janey Elliott, Ella Hipsley, Bailey D.
*This introduction will happen in the opening number of “You Got the Beat”. There is also a possibility that I will add in a dance break into this song with Margo, Elena, Valley Girls, and possibly Sadie, Maddie, and Monica. Please stay tuned.
ADDITIONAL LINES
ADDED IN SECTION 1:
FERRIS BUELLER & BREAKFAST CLUB LINES -
Ferris Bueller (on stage right): The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. A lot of people will tell you that a phony fever is a dead lock, but if you get a nervous mother, you could land in the doctor's office. That's worse than school. What you do is, you fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, (confidentally) you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. I did have a test today. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism - he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles - I just believe in me." A good point there.
Teacher (on stage left): Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
FERRIS BUELLER & BREAKFAST CLUB LINES -
Ferris Bueller (on stage right): The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. A lot of people will tell you that a phony fever is a dead lock, but if you get a nervous mother, you could land in the doctor's office. That's worse than school. What you do is, you fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, (confidentally) you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. I did have a test today. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism - he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles - I just believe in me." A good point there.
Teacher (on stage left): Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Brian Johnson: Um, he's sick.
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy
who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31
Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Teacher: Thank you, Simone.
Brian Johnson: No problem
whatsoever.
Teacher: Well, well. Here we are. I want to congratulate you all
for being on time.
Claire
Standish: Excuse me, sir. I think there's been a mistake. I know
we're in detention but I don't think I belong here.
[Vernon ignores her,
carrying on with his speech]
TEACHER: It is now 7:06.
You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes to think about WHY you are here - to
ponder the error of your ways. You will not talk... you will now move... from
these seat)
TEACHER: [addressing Bender, who has his feet on a chair] And YOU... will not sleep.
TEACHER: [addressing Bender, who has his feet on a chair] And YOU... will not sleep.
[pulls the chair out
from under Bender's feet]
TEACHER: All right
people, we're going to try something a little different today. We are going to
write... an essay... of not less than a thousand words... describing to me who
you think you are. And when I say 'ESSAY', I mean 'ESSAY', NOT one word
repeated a thousand times. Is that clear, Mr. Bender?
John
Bender: Crystal.
TEACHER: Good. You might
learn a thing or two about yourself. You might even decide whether or not you'd
care to return.
Brian
Johnson: Excuse me sir, I can answer that right now. That'd be
no.
TEACHER:[contemptuously]
Sit down, Johnson.
Brian
Johnson: Thank you, sir.
[sits down]
TEACHER: My office is right across that hall.
Any monkey business is ill-advised. Any questions?
John
Bender: Yeah, I have a question. Does Barry Manilow know that
you raid his wardobe?
TEACHER: You'll get the
answer to that question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday.
BREAKFAST CLUB LINES, PART 2
Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
Andrew
Clark: ...and an athlete...
Allison
Reynolds: ...and a basket case...
Claire
Standish: ...a princess...
John
Bender: ...and a criminal...
Brian
Johnson: Does that answer your question?...
EVERYONE: Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club
EVERYONE: Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club
<Celebrity Emcee:
Kelsey Lackey as Madonna> / “Material Girl”
Margot, Elena, and Ella: additional dance break in this song / back-up singers to make vocals louder
Margot, Elena, and Ella: additional dance break in this song / back-up singers to make vocals louder
Kelsey – please come up with a monologue as Madonna as a
short intro (30 seconds or less) into your song.
<CELEBRITY EMCEE:
NOLAN MORLEY AS MICHAEL JACKSON”>
Nolan – please come up with a 30 second or less monologue as
Michael Jackson – maybe as the “King of Pop” or the ladies man
<Oliver Cromwell: response to “Taylor the Latte Boy” – doesn’t have to be pretty singing /
can be spoken – just a 20-30 second snip: Watch this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHTzetBTgqk> See if you can come up with this, and I
can try to work it in if you are prepared.
